“Aside from human flesh, Jeff Dahmer’s favorite food was McDonald’s.”
- Michael Collins
after taking suggestions for a mass lunch run
Stupid Asshole of The Week
David Carradine – Stupid Asshole of the WeekDavid Carradine, the star of the 70s hit show Kung-Fu died this week in what appeared at first to be suicide, but has now been declared an “accident”. This “accident” resulted from his participation in a masochistic bondage fetish which required him to tie a noose around his neck & genitalia.
When I read about this I asked a coworker who has a masters in Human Sexuality from [...]
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Quotes
Mission Statement
What the fuck is a mission statement? Is it akin to the five-year plan? Is it like the preface of a book that writers hate to write and readers never read? Can it possibly be that worthless?
Am I supposed to explain who we are and how we came to this juncture in our lives where [...]
Entertainment
Octamom and Kate Gosselan Agree to Pay-Per-View Fight in the Octagon
Las Vegas, Nevada Don King entertainment announced this morning that reality television star Kate Gosselin of John & Kate Plus Eight ...
TLC Announces New Reality Show Spin-Off
In light of recent allegations of infidelity, John and Kate Plus Eight star John Gosselan has announced that he will ...
San Francisco to Waive Filming Fees
Mayor Gavin Newsom signed legislation this morning confirming rumors that the city of San Francisco would no longer impose permitting fees for ...
World
Americans Illegally Entering Mexico In Search of WorkIn a sign that the economic downturn is worse than many realized and that the apocalypses may indeed be upon us; white Anglo Americans of European descent are for the first time in the history of Mexican-American relations jumping the border fence and illegally entering Mexico in search of work.
This phenomenon has caught mexican law enforcement [...]
Culture
Man Blows Himself for Valentine’s Day GiftOakland, CA – An Oakland resident named Spike Mencer allegedly blew himself for Valentine’s Day.
“I am sick and tired of Valentine’s Day”, Mencer lamented, “Every year is the same, I get her flowers, take her to a nice dinner, say all the nice love-dovey shit. Then what happens at the end of the night? That slow, romantic, chick flick sex, then she goes to sleep. Hey, what about me? No porn sex! No blowjob! I couldn’t take it anymore. So I blew myself….”
SF Bay Area
Area Prostitute Not So Sure Customer Is Always Right
Capp St., San Francisco – La’Queesha Davis, speaking to a group of reporters, questioned the veracity of one of the service economy’s most unassailable tenets today.
Op/Ed
Waiters/Waitresses are overpaid assholesEvery once in a while I will hear people brag about something that I don’t think you should brag about. For example: rappers and country singers brag about spending time in jail or city idiots brag about doing cocaine. I always wondered: is that really something to be proud of? It sounds like something you should be embarrassed about. Another example is this comment:
“I always tip at least 20%.” ….
